May 5, 2010
The best home security system ever.
Want to know how to prevent nincompoops from breaking into your house and stealing anything? Leave your kids noisy little toys all over the floor. At first step into your home these boneheads will be met with "Lalalala lalalala Elmo's World," or "Woo uuu woo uuu", or any asortment of noisy little terrors. If that doesn't stop them, tripping and falling will. Good luck robbers.